It's Moving Day!

Alright kids, listen up.  Flamingo Street has moved and you are now standing in a condemned blog.  If you want to find out how long it takes me to eat that 5 pound bag of mints, listen to me rant about the latest asshat to piss me off, and finally engage in witty repartee in a comments section that doesn't require you to log in, then please come join me at my new home.

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I'll Be Deducting My Outrage From The Rent

Back on July 2nd my landlady's son told me that the DPW would be shutting off the water from noon until 2pm.  Seems he neglected to tell me that this water event would in fact be happening on NOVEMBER 2nd. 

Thus, I found myself standing in the shower at noon today with a head full of shampoo and hangover wondering if the full moon's effect on the tides was causing my impromptu water outage. 

Thanks a lot, douchenoodle.