Friday, October 30, 2009

Tricks and Treats

This Halloween I've decided to dress up as The Recession.  When the snot-nosed thieves trick-or-treaters come to my door I will emerge unshowered, wearing the same t-shirt and sweatpants I donned three days ago, holding a giant empty ceramic bowl. 

I just love holidays that double as civics lessons, don't you?

Update:  Good news! By next week the bowl will be filled with these.  Any bets on how long that 5 pound bag will last me?
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009

    I bet Christmas is a blast at your house.

    5 pound bag? You're a Virgo, so 23.2 hours exactly.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009

    I just want you to know it took like five times for me to get my comment published. When will you join the cool kids club and move to Wordpress?

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  3. Beau FlamingoOctober 30, 2009

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  4. Beau FlamingoOctober 30, 2009

    I've tried to move to Wordpress on several occasions but they won't let me sign up. (Reposting of deleted comment. My first one had a typo. See? Virgo.)

    Apparently I'm not cool enough to hang with the cool kids. You might want to let your Wordpress mucky-mucks know it's that sort of class-ist bullshit that makes people get all Columbine-y. Not me of course. But you know...people.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009

    Total Virgo.

    They won't "let" you? Did they give you a reason, like we don't like your lack of the use the word "fuck." Because frankly, I just don't see it enough on your blog.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009

    That previous post took two times only, so maybe big brother is listening.

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  7. Beau FlamingoOctober 30, 2009

    Hmmm. Too much?

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  8. AnonymousOctober 31, 2009

    You seem angry.

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