Sign O' The Times

A I Gee, how stupid do you think we are? Do you honestly believe a simple name change will magically erase our collective memory of your financial misdeeds? Back in the 90’s when Prince changed his name to a symbol and everyone started referring to him as TAFKAP (The Artist Formerly Known As Prince) we humored him because he was an eccentric musical genius who crayola’d our world in purple and hey, whatever floated his boat was ok by us.

AIG, you are no Prince.