I'm grateful to be having full blown PMS in the middle of a snowstorm. This way I can eat pie and ice cream with a shovel.
Oh, and I'm probably going to start eating visitors next, so you might want to think about leaving soon.
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I'm not afraid of you because my period has been going on for over 15 days. I've gained five pounds, a second chin and am serious about my belly looking like a giant pinwheel of cheddar cheese.
ReplyDeleteWow, look at me. I've become a one-upper.
What kind of pie was it? What kind of shovel?